February 2012
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I got in to find my Dad with my twitter page open
I don’t know why he’d want to read it anyway. Or why, if he did, he wouldn’t just follow me.
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My nose is so snotty lately.
ew.
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Blake: I love you Adam
Adam: I love you too ... totally in a non-sexual way
Blake: I can't say the same
Remember those 48 hours when I saw the love of my life Reba, Meryl won her Oscar for The Iron Lady, Ron Paul is finally leading Obama in the polls and Blake Shelton made an orgasm noise on TV? Remember the best 48 hours of my life?
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Only the French could lose a battle to furniture.
– Best youtube comment about Beauty and the Beast. (via comiccombatant)
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If you're going to let his personal views on...
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I hate when people think that because you're not...
that you’re not as big of a fan as the person as they are.
No love, I just happen to like them more than I like their fans :)
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I can't hack hangovers in my old age.
Had to sit down in the shower.
I didn’t even drink that much.
I used to be able to fucking run marathons with a whole blood stream made up of alcohol.
Anonymous asked: why don't you support gay marriage?
Owwhh
I don’t even support gay marriage but George Takei’s ‘noh8’ picture is so freaking adorable it caused me to get a big soppy smile.
Man am I ever hungover.
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Anonymous asked: you look like you would be filthy in bed
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Anonymous asked: You cant handle the attention not being on you.
Okay I get some weird anon stuff in my inbox.
And for the most part I just leave it sitting there because I’m not arsed. But WTF.
Anonymous asked: Try not to ruin another persons birthday.
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if you speak to me every day on facebook chat and...
THIS. OH MY GOD. The last time I replied was in February of last year.
Well excited for Hayley and Tam's birthdays...
Not so excited for attempting to find something to wear.
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Watching Reba's interview from BBC Breakfast...
As if I’m seeing her tomorrow, as if!
I'm going to actually give myself a hysterectomy...
I don’t know what you actually need for that but I have a hairdryer, a mug of tea and a pair of slippers to hand so I’m sure I can figure something out.
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I need to got changed and go and loathe my womb...
Off to the gym I go.
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That feeling when your status gets enough likes to...
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God had a sense of humour that's for sure
Here’s your period Eve m’love, and to go with that I’m going to make you as horny as fuck.
Cheers God. ‘Ppreciate ya.